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They Really Said That?!?

Sometimes sarcasm can be a lifesaver. When rude people say rude things about your wedding, a witty comeback can put them in their place. Here are the 12 worst things to say to someone who's engaged, and the sarcastic retorts to make you laugh.

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28 Days to Valentine's Day: Practice Honeymooning

Monday January 16, 2012

It's Day 3 in our month-long Countdown to Valentine's Day, and today's romantic idea is a fun one - I'm asking you to practice honeymooning. What does that mean? It's a bit like a grown-up sexy game of pretend.

Crank the heat up and greet your fiance in a bikini with frozen fruity drinks. Tell him or her that it's important to make sure you're up to speed on relaxing, making out, and being warm. Or, if you're destined for a colder locale, get the fire going in the fireplace and next to it with a pile of blankets, some warming massage oil, and mugs of hot cocoa. One can never be too prepared when it comes to honeymooning!

And if you aren't sure yet what kind of romantic trip you'd like, read my honeymoon ideas to get started.  How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice!

30 Days to Valentine's Day: Gifts for the Groom

Saturday January 14, 2012

We're counting down to February 14th - Valentine's Day with a daily romantic idea to help bring you closer to your new spouse-to-be. With just 30 days to go, it's time to start looking for a Valentine's Day gift for your groom. Sure, a simple gift card or a tie might be enough to express your love, but when you're engaged you want to make your present extra special and romantic. So check out these Valentine's Day Gift Ideas that will help him plan ahead for his wedding day.

Countdown to Valentine's Day!

Tuesday January 10, 2012

Valentine's Day is just four weeks from today! When you're engaged, this holiday for love takes on greater significance. To help you make February 14th extra special this year, Weddings.about.com will be counting down to Valentine's Day with a daily romantic idea.

Today's romantic idea is to start writing your wedding vows. Though this might sound like just another to-do on your wedding checklist, it can bring you and your fiance much closer and help you remember why you decided to get married in the first place! It requires you to think about what's unique in your relationship, and in your love for each other. Start off by reading these tips for personalizing your wedding vows, then start reading through our wedding vows guide. Finally just put pen to paper and start writing. As long as you speak from the heart, it will be beautiful.

Not a Cliche: Your Weddings New Year's Resolutions

Tuesday January 3, 2012

It's the most cliche thing in the world to write about New Year's Resolutions during the first week in January. But I hope you'll forgive me because I think that people planning weddings especially need them.

You've probably already made them. They probably read something like 1) Lose Weight 2) Finally choose a wedding photographer 3)Figure out where to get $4000 more to pay for the wedding dress I want 4) Don't kill my mother.

But I want you to throw those out the window and start over again. Planning a wedding is supposed to be awesome. You're supposed to enjoy being engaged. Here are my suggestions for weddings New Year's Resolutions you'll actually keep: Read More...

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